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All I Want Is Illegal Brunette Hoodie – Cozy Unisex Fleece Top

Make a statement with the ALL I WANT IS ILLEGAL, EXPENSIVE OR BRUNETTE – HOODIE! This comfy unisex hoodie features bold text that showcases your playful side. Made from a soft fleece blend, it’s perfect for any occasion, whether you’re out with friends or relaxing at home. Plus, it’s a great gift for anyone who loves humor and style. Embrace your personality with this fun and versatile wardrobe addition!

Original price was: $43.99.Current price is: $34.99.

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Price: $43.74 $34.99

SWEATSHIRT & HOODIE SIZE GUIDE

Size Length (in) Width (in) Length (cm) Width (cm)
S 27.00 20.00 68.58 50.80
M 28.00 22.01 71.12 55.90
L 29.00 24.00 73.66 60.96
XL 30.00 26.00 76.20 66.04
2XL 31.00 28.00 78.74 71.12
3XL 32.00 30.00 81.28 76.20
4XL 33.00 32.00 83.82 81.28
5XL 34.00 34.00 86.36 86.36
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Product Details

Unisex Classic Shirt

  • Soft, lightweight 100% ringspun cotton for everyday comfort
  • Smooth surface that makes printed designs look sharp
  • Relaxed fit that stays breathable and holds its shape

Unisex Premium Shirt

  • Heavyweight, garment-dyed soft-wash cotton with a vintage feel
  • Thicker, premium fabric with a cozy, broken-in texture
  • Rich, deep color tones that age beautifully over time

Unisex Sweatshirt

  • Warm mid-weight cotton-poly fleece with a soft, brushed interior
  • Smooth outer surface for clean, vibrant prints
  • Cozy, everyday fit that’s perfect for layering

Unisex Hoodie

  • Soft, durable cotton-poly fleece for all-season comfort
  • Plush interior with a structured outer feel
  • Spacious pocket + adjustable hood for practical daily wear
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About NanoTees

NanoTees is a small, independently owned online apparel business operated by AshBubble LLC, a registered U.S. company. We design and sell our products directly through our website, focusing on quality, transparency, and reliable customer service.

By running our own store, we’re able to keep prices fair while maintaining consistent product quality and dependable fulfillment. Every order is handled with care, and our goal is to provide a clear, trustworthy shopping experience for every customer.

Make a bold statement with the ALL I WANT IS ILLEGAL, EXPENSIVE OR BRUNETTE – HOODIE. This stylish hoodie is perfect for those who openly embrace their love for brunettes while adding a touch of humor to their wardrobe. Whether you’re heading out with friends or lounging at home, this hoodie is designed to keep you cozy and confident.

Why This All I Want Is Illegal, Expensive or Brunette Hoodie Is the Perfect Choice for Your Wardrobe

The design of this hoodie is both playful and chic, making it a must-have for anyone who enjoys expressing their personality through fashion. With its unisex fit and double-lined hood, it ensures that everyone can enjoy its comfort and style. The bold text on the back makes it a conversation starter, allowing you to showcase your fun side effortlessly.

Moreover, the soft fleece blend (50% cotton, 50% polyester) provides a cozy feel that’s perfect for layering. Whether you’re out on a chilly night or just want to snuggle up at home, this hoodie delivers. It’s not just a piece of clothing; it’s a statement about who you are and what you love.

Designed for Comfort and Everyday Wear

When it comes to comfort, the ALL I WANT IS ILLEGAL, EXPENSIVE OR BRUNETTE – HOODIE is second to none. The fabric feels smooth against your skin, making it ideal for all-day wear. You can easily pair it with jeans for a casual outing or wear it over loungewear for a cozy night in.

This hoodie is perfect for anyone who appreciates a playful vibe and wants to stand out. It’s a great choice for students, young professionals, or anyone looking to add a fun twist to their wardrobe. Plus, it’s versatile enough for both outdoor adventures and relaxing at home.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Fit & fabric: Unisex fit with a soft fleece blend for all-day comfort.
  • Graphic/print details: Bold text on the back makes a striking statement.
  • Comfort & feel: Smooth material that feels great against the skin.
  • Occasion ideas: Perfect for casual hangouts, cozy nights in, or as a fun gift.
  • Durability or care instructions: Made to last, easy to care for with machine wash.
  • Gift potential: An ideal gift for friends who love humor and stylish hoodies.

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