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Capitalism is Lowkey So Ass Bumper Sticker – Funny Vinyl Design

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Add some humor to your life with the Capitalism is Lowkey So Ass | Bumper Sticker AND Magnet! This witty 8.7” x 2.7” sticker and magnet combo is made from waterproof premium quality materials, ensuring it lasts through any weather. Plus, it’s perfect for cars, laptops, or fridges—wherever you want to share a laugh and spark a conversation. Make a bold statement with this fun design!

Original price was: $9.99.Current price is: $4.99.

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Product Details
  • Durable waterproof vinyl designed to handle both indoor and outdoor conditions
  • UV-resistant print that stays vibrant and won’t fade in sunlight
  • Strong adhesive backing that sticks securely to laptops, bottles, cars, windows, and more
  • Weatherproof coating protects against rain, scratches, and daily wear
  • Easy peel-and-stick application with smooth edges for a clean finish
  • Tear-resistant material to maintain shape and quality over time
  • Matte or glossy finish depending on design and batch
  • Residue-free removal (won’t damage surfaces when peeled off properly)
  • High-resolution print quality for crisp, detailed designs
  • Great for personalization — perfect for bottles, skateboards, cars, laptops & more
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About NanoTees

We are a collective of small business owners who sell on Etsy and here on our own website. By running our own store alongside Etsy, we avoid some of the extra marketplace fees and can offer lower prices — usually $5–$8 less per product — while keeping the same high quality.

Introducing the Capitalism is Lowkey So Ass | Bumper Sticker AND Magnet | Funny Meme Sticker | 8.7” X 2.7” | Waterproof Premium Quality! This playful design is perfect for anyone looking to add a dash of humor to their car, laptop, or any smooth surface. It’s not just a sticker; it’s a bold statement that captures the essence of modern satire.

Why This Capitalism is Lowkey So Ass | Bumper Sticker AND Magnet Is the Perfect Choice for Your Daily Routine

This bumper sticker and magnet combo features a striking design that’s bound to turn heads and spark conversations. It combines high-quality materials with a cheeky message, making it a fantastic addition to your everyday items. Whether you’re feeling whimsical or just want to express your thoughts on capitalism, this product fits right into your lifestyle.

Crafted from durable thick vinyl, this sticker and magnet can withstand the elements. The vibrant colors won’t fade, even after years of exposure to sunlight. So, you can proudly display your sticker on your car or your magnet on the fridge without worrying about wear and tear. It’s all about making a statement that lasts!

A Style That Fits Every Moment

The Capitalism is Lowkey So Ass sticker and magnet are designed for those who embrace humor in their everyday lives. Imagine cruising down the highway with this witty bumper sticker, or brightening up your workspace with the magnet on your fridge. It’s perfect for anyone who enjoys a good laugh and loves to share their unique perspective with the world.

Who will love it? Anyone with a sense of humor and a penchant for bold expressions! If you’re looking for a funny gift idea for a friend or a quirky addition to your collection, this product is sure to delight. Plus, it’s a great conversation starter that can lighten the mood in any setting.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Durable thick vinyl material ensures it withstands outdoor conditions.
  • Vibrant, fade-proof ink keeps colors bright for over three years.
  • Waterproof and water-resistant design guarantees long-lasting quality.
  • Perfect for both indoor and outdoor use, ideal for any smooth surface.
  • Easy peel backing allows for hassle-free application.
  • A fun gift choice for friends who appreciate witty designs and humor.

Embrace the fun side of life with the Capitalism is Lowkey So Ass | Bumper Sticker AND Magnet | Funny Meme Sticker | 8.7” X 2.7” | Waterproof Premium Quality. It’s more than just decoration; it’s a lifestyle statement that adds character to your daily routine!

Customer Reviews

2619 reviews for Capitalism is Lowkey So Ass Bumper Sticker – Funny Vinyl Design

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  1. Anonymous

    Amazing!!!! This was the prefect addition to my car. I love passing big trucks on the road to show it off. 🤭

  2. Anonymous

    Great quality! This is my 2nd purchase from this shop and I’m so happy!

  3. Anonymous

    Love this magnet. Hope it makes some people mad 😅 the quality is great and I’ll definitely be buying more from this store!

  4. Anonymous

    Funny design love that it had a magnet option so it won’t ruin my cars paint! And I’ve bought from this shop around a year ago too so I can say these magnets stand up to Texas weather wonderfully.

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