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Everything I Love is Illegal Tee – Unisex Classic Cotton Shirt

Original price was: $24.99.Current price is: $19.99.

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UNISEX T-SHIRT SIZE GUIDE

SIZELENGTH (IN)WIDTH (IN)LENGTH (CM)WIDTH (CM)
S28.0018.0071.1245.72
M29.0020.0073.6650.80
L30.0022.0076.2055.88
XL31.0024.0078.7460.96
2XL32.0026.0081.2866.04
3XL33.0028.0083.8271.12
4XL34.0030.0086.3676.20
5XL35.0032.0088.9081.28

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Product Details

Unisex Classic Shirt

  • Soft, lightweight 100% ringspun cotton for everyday comfort
  • Smooth surface that makes printed designs look sharp
  • Relaxed fit that stays breathable and holds its shape

Unisex Premium Shirt

  • Heavyweight, garment-dyed soft-wash cotton with a vintage feel
  • Thicker, premium fabric with a cozy, broken-in texture
  • Rich, deep color tones that age beautifully over time

Unisex Sweatshirt

  • Warm mid-weight cotton-poly fleece with a soft, brushed interior
  • Smooth outer surface for clean, vibrant prints
  • Cozy, everyday fit that’s perfect for layering

Unisex Hoodie

    • Soft, durable cotton-poly fleece for all-season comfort
    • Plush interior with a structured outer feel
    • Spacious pocket + adjustable hood for practical daily wear
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About NanoTees

NanoTees is a small, independently owned online apparel business operated by AshBubble LLC, a registered U.S. company. We design and sell our products directly through our website, focusing on quality, transparency, and reliable customer service.

By running our own store, we’re able to keep prices fair while maintaining consistent product quality and dependable fulfillment. Every order is handled with care, and our goal is to provide a clear, trustworthy shopping experience for every customer.

Looking for a shirt that perfectly encapsulates your bold personality? The EVERYTHING I LOVE IS ILLEGAL, EXPENSIVE OR BLONDE tee is your new go-to statement piece. With its eye-catching design and playful message, this shirt is perfect for those who embrace a wild sense of style.

Why This Everything I Love Is Illegal, Expensive or Blonde Tee Is the Perfect Choice for Your Wardrobe

This unisex heavy cotton tee features a classic fit and a comfortable crew neckline, making it a versatile addition to your closet. The graphic design is screen-printed, ensuring that the message remains vibrant and clear wash after wash. The tear-away label is a thoughtful detail, guaranteeing a scratch-free experience as you wear it throughout the day.

Moreover, the soft, breathable fabric is made from 100% certified Oeko-Tex cotton, providing a cozy feel that you’ll love. Whether you’re out with friends or lounging at home, this tee easily fits into any casual setting, making it an ideal choice for everyday wear.

A Style That Fits Every Moment

The EVERYTHING I LOVE IS ILLEGAL, EXPENSIVE OR BLONDE tee is perfect for anyone who appreciates a touch of humor in their wardrobe. Wear it to coffee dates, laid-back gatherings, or even as a conversation starter at parties. The relaxed vibe makes it suitable for both men and women, appealing to a wide audience.

In addition, this shirt makes a great gift for friends who appreciate unique and playful graphic tees. Whether for a birthday, holiday, or just because, it’s a fun way to express their personality and style.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Fit & fabric: Unisex heavy cotton tee designed for a classic, comfortable fit.
  • Graphic/print details: Bold screen-printed message that stands out.
  • Comfort & feel: Made from 100% cotton for all-day comfort.
  • Occasion ideas: Great for casual outings, parties, or as a funny gift idea.
  • Durability: High-quality material ensures longevity, with easy care instructions.
  • Gift potential: Perfect for friends who love fun and quirky graphic tees.

Overall, the EVERYTHING I LOVE IS ILLEGAL, EXPENSIVE OR BLONDE tee is not just a shirt; it’s a statement piece that reflects your fun-loving spirit. Add it to your collection today and enjoy the playful vibe it brings to your wardrobe!

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