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Gus Polinski Kiss Me Polka T-Shirt – Fun Retro Unisex Tee

Introducing the Home Alone Gus Polinski (John Candy) Poker King of the Midwest parody album cover for Kiss Me Polka t-shirt! This fun and vibrant tee pays tribute to the beloved character with a playful design that’s sure to spark conversations. Plus, it’s made from 100% ethically sourced cotton for ultimate comfort. Perfect for movie nights, holiday gatherings, or just showing off your quirky style, this shirt is a must-have for fans of classic films!

Original price was: $24.99.Current price is: $19.99.

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UNISEX T-SHIRT SIZE GUIDE

SIZELENGTH (IN)WIDTH (IN)LENGTH (CM)WIDTH (CM)
S28.0018.0071.1245.72
M29.0020.0073.6650.80
L30.0022.0076.2055.88
XL31.0024.0078.7460.96
2XL32.0026.0081.2866.04
3XL33.0028.0083.8271.12
4XL34.0030.0086.3676.20
5XL35.0032.0088.9081.28

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Product Details

Unisex Classic Shirt

  • Soft, lightweight 100% ringspun cotton for everyday comfort
  • Smooth surface that makes printed designs look sharp
  • Relaxed fit that stays breathable and holds its shape

Unisex Premium Shirt

  • Heavyweight, garment-dyed soft-wash cotton with a vintage feel
  • Thicker, premium fabric with a cozy, broken-in texture
  • Rich, deep color tones that age beautifully over time

Unisex Sweatshirt

  • Warm mid-weight cotton-poly fleece with a soft, brushed interior
  • Smooth outer surface for clean, vibrant prints
  • Cozy, everyday fit that’s perfect for layering

Unisex Hoodie

    • Soft, durable cotton-poly fleece for all-season comfort
    • Plush interior with a structured outer feel
    • Spacious pocket + adjustable hood for practical daily wear
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Introducing the home alone gus polinski (john candy) poker king of the midwest parody album cover for kiss me polka t-shirt, a playful tribute to one of the most beloved characters in holiday cinema. This unique tee captures the spirit of Gus Polinski with a bold design that’s sure to turn heads and spark conversations. Perfect for fans of classic films and quirky humor, this shirt is a must-have addition to your wardrobe.

Why This Home Alone Gus Polinski T-Shirt Is the Perfect Choice for Your Wardrobe

The home alone gus polinski (john candy) poker king of the midwest parody album cover for kiss me polka t-shirt features an eye-catching graphic that pays homage to the iconic John Candy character. With its vibrant colors and playful imagery, this shirt brings a dose of nostalgia while staying fresh and modern. Whether you’re reminiscing about your favorite holiday moments or just love a good laugh, this shirt encapsulates that joyful vibe.

Moreover, the unisex, crew neck design ensures a comfortable fit for everyone. Made from 100% ethically sourced cotton, it feels great against your skin, making it perfect for casual outings or cozy nights in. The tear-away label adds an extra touch of comfort, allowing you to wear it all day without irritation. This t-shirt isn’t just a piece of clothing; it’s a statement of fun and individuality.

A Style That Fits Every Moment

This t-shirt is designed not only for comfort but also for versatility. Whether you’re heading to a casual meet-up with friends or enjoying a movie night at home, the home alone gus polinski t-shirt fits seamlessly into any occasion. Its playful design makes it a fantastic choice for holiday gatherings, retro-themed parties, or everyday wear.

Furthermore, fans of nostalgic cinema and unique graphic tees will find this shirt irresistible. It’s an excellent gift idea for friends and family who appreciate humor and classic films. With this t-shirt, you’re not just showcasing a character; you’re embracing a piece of pop culture that resonates with many.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Fit & fabric: 100% cotton, ensuring a comfortable and breathable feel.
  • Graphic/print details: Bold and colorful design inspired by John Candy’s beloved character.
  • Comfort & feel: Soft texture with a tear-away label for all-day wear.
  • Occasion ideas: Perfect for holiday gatherings, movie nights, or casual outings.
  • Durability or care instructions: High-quality fabric that holds up well in the wash.
  • Gift potential: An ideal funny gift idea for fans of retro movies and playful designs.

With its unique blend of humor and nostalgia, the home alone gus polinski (john candy) poker king of the midwest parody album cover for kiss me polka t-shirt is a standout choice for those who love wild designs and quirky fashion. Add this tee to your collection today and let your style reflect your fun personality!

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