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I haven’t showered since 2023 – Funny Unisex Cotton Graphic Tee
Introducing the “I haven’t showered since 2023.” tee, a fun and bold statement piece for your wardrobe! Made from 100% cotton, this unisex shirt combines comfort with humor, making it perfect for casual outings or lounging at home. Plus, its eye-catching design is sure to spark conversations. Embrace your carefree attitude and add this unique tee to your collection today!
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UNISEX T-SHIRT SIZE GUIDE
| SIZE | LENGTH (IN) | WIDTH (IN) | LENGTH (CM) | WIDTH (CM) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28.00 | 18.00 | 71.12 | 45.72 |
| M | 29.00 | 20.00 | 73.66 | 50.80 |
| L | 30.00 | 22.00 | 76.20 | 55.88 |
| XL | 31.00 | 24.00 | 78.74 | 60.96 |
| 2XL | 32.00 | 26.00 | 81.28 | 66.04 |
| 3XL | 33.00 | 28.00 | 83.82 | 71.12 |
| 4XL | 34.00 | 30.00 | 86.36 | 76.20 |
| 5XL | 35.00 | 32.00 | 88.90 | 81.28 |
Unisex Classic Shirt
- Soft, lightweight 100% ringspun cotton for everyday comfort
- Smooth surface that makes printed designs look sharp
- Relaxed fit that stays breathable and holds its shape
Unisex Premium Shirt
- Heavyweight, garment-dyed soft-wash cotton with a vintage feel
- Thicker, premium fabric with a cozy, broken-in texture
- Rich, deep color tones that age beautifully over time
Unisex Sweatshirt
- Warm mid-weight cotton-poly fleece with a soft, brushed interior
- Smooth outer surface for clean, vibrant prints
- Cozy, everyday fit that’s perfect for layering
Unisex Hoodie
- Soft, durable cotton-poly fleece for all-season comfort
- Plush interior with a structured outer feel
- Spacious pocket + adjustable hood for practical daily wear
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Introducing the ultimate conversation starter: the “I haven’t showered since 2023.” tee! This bold statement piece blends humor with style, making it the perfect addition to your casual wardrobe. Whether you’re lounging at home or out with friends, this shirt expresses your carefree attitude while keeping you comfortable and stylish.
Why This “I Haven’t Showered Since 2023” Tee Is the Perfect Choice for Your Wardrobe
This unisex heavy cotton tee is designed for those who appreciate comfort without sacrificing style. Made from 100% cotton, it offers a soft touch and breathability, ensuring you feel great all day long. The classic fit and crew neckline provide a timeless look that works for any occasion, from casual hangouts to relaxed weekend outings.
Moreover, the vibrant print is crafted for clarity and durability, ensuring that your bold statement remains striking wash after wash. With no side seams to irritate, this tee guarantees a smooth experience that feels as good as it looks. You’ll love how effortlessly this shirt complements your personal style.
Designed for Comfort and Everyday Wear
Imagine slipping into a shirt that feels just right. The “I haven’t showered since 2023.” tee is not only stylish but also incredibly comfortable. It’s perfect for casual everyday wear, whether you’re heading to a relaxed gathering or just want to express your unique personality while running errands. Anyone who enjoys a lighthearted twist on their attire will adore this playful piece.
In addition, this tee makes an excellent gift for friends or family who appreciate humor in their fashion. Surprise someone with this fun graphic tee, and they’ll be reminded of your thoughtful gesture every time they wear it!
Why You’ll Love It
- Fit & fabric: Classic unisex fit with 100% cotton for ultimate comfort.
- Graphic/print details: Eye-catching, humorous design that sparks conversations.
- Comfort & feel: Soft, breathable fabric makes it perfect for all-day wear.
- Occasion ideas: Great for casual outings, lounging at home, or as a quirky gift.
- Durability or care instructions: Machine washable and designed to withstand regular use.
- Gift potential: A funny gift idea that will surely bring a smile to anyone’s face.
Elevate your wardrobe with this clever and modern tee. Perfect for those who love to blend humor with their style, the “I haven’t showered since 2023.” shirt is a must-have piece that stands out and fits in all at once.
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