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If I Ever Get Rabies You’re High On My Bitin’ List Tee – Soft VNeck or Long Sleeve
Introducing the If I Ever Get Rabies You’re High On My Bitin’ List Shirt, available as a V-neck, sweatshirt, or long sleeve tee! This fun and playful graphic tee is perfect for expressing your quirky side while ensuring all-day comfort. Plus, its unique design makes it a great conversation starter, whether you’re out with friends or lounging at home. Grab yours today and bring some humor to your wardrobe!
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UNISEX T-SHIRT SIZE GUIDE
| SIZE | LENGTH (IN) | WIDTH (IN) | LENGTH (CM) | WIDTH (CM) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28.00 | 18.00 | 71.12 | 45.72 |
| M | 29.00 | 20.00 | 73.66 | 50.80 |
| L | 30.00 | 22.00 | 76.20 | 55.88 |
| XL | 31.00 | 24.00 | 78.74 | 60.96 |
| 2XL | 32.00 | 26.00 | 81.28 | 66.04 |
| 3XL | 33.00 | 28.00 | 83.82 | 71.12 |
| 4XL | 34.00 | 30.00 | 86.36 | 76.20 |
| 5XL | 35.00 | 32.00 | 88.90 | 81.28 |
Unisex Classic Shirt
- Soft, lightweight 100% ringspun cotton for everyday comfort
- Smooth surface that makes printed designs look sharp
- Relaxed fit that stays breathable and holds its shape
Unisex Premium Shirt
- Heavyweight, garment-dyed soft-wash cotton with a vintage feel
- Thicker, premium fabric with a cozy, broken-in texture
- Rich, deep color tones that age beautifully over time
Unisex Sweatshirt
- Warm mid-weight cotton-poly fleece with a soft, brushed interior
- Smooth outer surface for clean, vibrant prints
- Cozy, everyday fit that’s perfect for layering
Unisex Hoodie
- Soft, durable cotton-poly fleece for all-season comfort
- Plush interior with a structured outer feel
- Spacious pocket + adjustable hood for practical daily wear
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Introducing the If I Ever Get Rabies You’re High On My Bitin’ List Shirt, VNeck, Sweatshirt or Long Sleeve Tee—a playful and bold addition to your wardrobe that’s sure to turn heads! This unique piece combines humor with comfort, making it a perfect choice for those who love to express their fun side while enjoying premium quality fabric.
Why This If I Ever Get Rabies You’re High On My Bitin’ List Shirt Is the Perfect Choice for Your Wardrobe
Crafted from ultra-soft materials, this shirt promises all-day comfort with a touch of whimsy. Its clever design captures attention, making it not just a garment but a conversation starter. Whether you choose a V-neck, sweatshirt, or long sleeve option, each style maintains the same playful spirit while offering versatility in your outfit choices.
The vibrant graphic boldly showcases your personality, perfect for casual outings or just lounging at home. The relaxed fit ensures you can wear it comfortably anywhere, from coffee dates to weekend adventures. With the If I Ever Get Rabies You’re High On My Bitin’ List Shirt, you’ll effortlessly blend humor with style.
Made to Stand Out
This shirt is designed for those who appreciate both comfort and a bit of chaos in their life. Whether you’re headed to a casual gathering or just hanging out with friends, it’s the ideal top to spark laughter and smiles. It’s perfect for anyone who loves unique graphic tees that make a statement without saying a word.
Moreover, this piece is a fantastic gift idea for friends or family who enjoy quirky humor. It combines fun with functionality, ensuring that your loved ones not only get a laugh but also a comfortable and stylish addition to their collection.
Why You’ll Love It
- Soft and breathable fabric that feels great on the skin.
- Unique graphic design that brings a smile to everyone’s face.
- Perfectly suited for casual everyday wear or relaxed outings.
- Durable material that withstands regular washing, maintaining its vibrant look.
- Ideal gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because—everyone loves a funny graphic tee!
- Available in multiple styles, including V-neck, sweatshirt, and long sleeve, to suit your preference.
Get ready to make a statement with the If I Ever Get Rabies You’re High On My Bitin’ List Shirt, VNeck, Sweatshirt or Long Sleeve Tee. This is more than just clothing; it’s a fun way to showcase your personality while enjoying unparalleled comfort!
Customer Reviews
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Anonymous –
Very nice quality and soft material!
Anonymous –
I love this shirt, it’s soft and very good quality
Anonymous –
Love this shirt! People giggle or stare when I wear it.
Anonymous –
Very cute! Can’t wait to wear it.