My Dog Said You’re A Hoe Vintage Baby Tee – Funny Dog Mom Top
Get ready to turn heads with the My Dog Said You’re A Hoe Retro Y2K Vintage Baby Tee! This funny dog lover shirt perfectly blends humor and style, making it a must-have for any dog mom. Plus, its soft fabric ensures all-day comfort, while the bold graphic showcases your love for your furry friend. Whether you’re at the park or lounging at home, this cute tee is perfect for any occasion!
$22.49 Original price was: $22.49.$17.99Current price is: $17.99.
You're supporting a print shop close to home with your purchase.
- Arrives soon! Get it by — if you order today
- 90-day returns & exchanges accepted
- Small business brand. Support small.
BABY TEES SIZE GUIDE
| SIZE | WIDTH (IN) | LENGTH (IN) | WIDTH (CM) | LENGTH (CM) |
| XS | 16.14 | 20.47 | 41.00 | 52.00 |
| S | 16.93 | 22.05 | 43.00 | 56.00 |
| M | 18.11 | 23.62 | 46.00 | 60.00 |
| L | 18.90 | 25.20 | 48.00 | 64.00 |
| XL | 20.08 | 26.38 | 51.00 | 67.00 |
- 100% soft, mid-weight cotton (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²), comfortable for all seasons
- Classic crewneck fit with a timeless everyday look
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort
- Ethically sourced U.S. cotton with responsible harvesting practices
- Oeko-Tex certified for safety and quality assurance
- Fabric blends by color:
– Heather shades: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
– Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
– Ash: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Get it between — – —
Dates are estimates; final options and fees appear at checkout.
Shipping
90-Day Returns
We are a collective of small business owners who sell on Etsy and here on our own website. By running our own store alongside Etsy, we avoid some of the extra marketplace fees and can offer lower prices — usually $5–$8 less per product — while keeping the same high quality.
Introducing the My Dog Said You’re A Hoe Retro Y2K Vintage Baby Tee Funny Dog Lover Shirt 2000s Aesthetic Animal Lover Gift Cute Dog Mom Top—perfect for those who love to blend humor with style! This playful tee captures the essence of the early 2000s aesthetic while showcasing your love for your furry friend. Whether you’re a proud dog mom or searching for a unique gift, this shirt will definitely turn heads and spark conversations.
Why This My Dog Said You’re A Hoe Retro Y2K Vintage Baby Tee Is the Perfect Choice for Your Wardrobe
This tee embodies a retro vibe that’s not just a fashion statement but a fun way to express your personality. The bold graphic design features a playful message that resonates with dog lovers everywhere. The relaxed fit and soft fabric ensure you’ll feel comfortable while looking stylish, making it a versatile addition to your wardrobe.
Moreover, the 2000s aesthetic allows it to pair effortlessly with various outfits. Whether you’re heading to a casual brunch, a dog park outing, or just lounging at home, this tee is suitable for all occasions. It embodies the spirit of fun and carefree living, making it a must-have for any animal lover.
Made to Stand Out
Crafted for comfort, the My Dog Said You’re A Hoe Retro Y2K Vintage Baby Tee feels as good as it looks. The soft fabric blend provides a cozy fit that you’ll want to wear all day long. Perfect for layering or wearing solo, it transitions easily from day to night, ensuring you stay stylish no matter the setting.
This shirt is designed for anyone who appreciates a good laugh and loves their pets. It’s an ideal choice for dog moms, animal lovers, and those who enjoy a touch of humor in their fashion. Get ready to make a statement and showcase your love for your furry friend!
Why You’ll Love It
- Comfortable fit with a soft fabric blend for all-day wear.
- Unique graphic that highlights a playful message perfect for dog enthusiasts.
- Durable design ensures that the print and fabric stand the test of time.
- Great for casual outings, dog walks, or as a fun addition to your everyday wear.
- Ideal gift idea for birthdays, holidays, or just to make a fellow dog lover smile.
- Easy care instructions keep it looking fresh and vibrant wash after wash.
Customer Reviews
143 reviews for My Dog Said You’re A Hoe Vintage Baby Tee – Funny Dog Mom Top
Clear filtersOnly logged in customers who have purchased this product may leave a review.

Anonymous –
Thank you so much for your sweet feedback! 💕 I’m so glad you’re happy with the quality and fast shipping. Wishing you lots of lovely moments while wearing your cute shirt! 🌷✨
Anonymous –
Fast shipping, great quality and super cute!