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Registered Sex Defender Cotton Tee – Classic Unisex Casual Shirt
Introducing the Registered Sex Defender, a fun and bold unisex tee that’s perfect for making a statement! Made from 100% sustainably sourced cotton, this comfortable shirt features a vivid graphic that will catch anyone’s eye. Plus, its classic fit and smooth finish ensure you stay stylish and relaxed, whether you’re out with friends or lounging at home. Embrace your unique style with this quirky tee today!
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UNISEX T-SHIRT SIZE GUIDE
| SIZE | LENGTH (IN) | WIDTH (IN) | LENGTH (CM) | WIDTH (CM) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28.00 | 18.00 | 71.12 | 45.72 |
| M | 29.00 | 20.00 | 73.66 | 50.80 |
| L | 30.00 | 22.00 | 76.20 | 55.88 |
| XL | 31.00 | 24.00 | 78.74 | 60.96 |
| 2XL | 32.00 | 26.00 | 81.28 | 66.04 |
| 3XL | 33.00 | 28.00 | 83.82 | 71.12 |
| 4XL | 34.00 | 30.00 | 86.36 | 76.20 |
| 5XL | 35.00 | 32.00 | 88.90 | 81.28 |
Unisex Classic Shirt
- Soft, lightweight 100% ringspun cotton for everyday comfort
- Smooth surface that makes printed designs look sharp
- Relaxed fit that stays breathable and holds its shape
Unisex Premium Shirt
- Heavyweight, garment-dyed soft-wash cotton with a vintage feel
- Thicker, premium fabric with a cozy, broken-in texture
- Rich, deep color tones that age beautifully over time
Unisex Sweatshirt
- Warm mid-weight cotton-poly fleece with a soft, brushed interior
- Smooth outer surface for clean, vibrant prints
- Cozy, everyday fit that’s perfect for layering
Unisex Hoodie
- Soft, durable cotton-poly fleece for all-season comfort
- Plush interior with a structured outer feel
- Spacious pocket + adjustable hood for practical daily wear
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Introducing the Registered Sex Defender, a bold statement piece that combines comfort with a touch of humor. This unisex heavy cotton tee is perfect for those who want to express themselves while enjoying a relaxed fit. With its vibrant printing surface, it’s designed to stand out in any crowd.
Why This Registered Sex Defender Is the Perfect Choice for Your Wardrobe
The Registered Sex Defender tee is not just a shirt; it’s a conversation starter. Made from 100% sustainably sourced cotton, this classic fit tee provides a timeless look that seamlessly transitions from casual outings to semi-formal gatherings. Moreover, the specialized fibers promise a smooth surface, ensuring that your bold graphic remains vivid and eye-catching.
In addition, the crew neckline and lack of side seams offer an uninterrupted wearing experience. You won’t have to deal with uncomfortable seams irritating your skin. The shoulders are reinforced with tape for added durability, making this shirt a reliable choice for everyday wear.
Designed for Comfort and Everyday Wear
This Registered Sex Defender tee feels as good as it looks. The medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) ensures comfort year-round, making it a staple in your wardrobe. Whether you’re lounging at home, hitting the gym, or enjoying a night out, this shirt fits perfectly into your daily routine.
Moreover, anyone who enjoys standing out will appreciate this unique tee. It’s not just clothing; it’s a statement. The fun and bold design makes it an excellent gift for friends or family who appreciate quirky humor and casual everyday wear.
Why You’ll Love It
- Classic fit and medium fabric for year-round comfort
- Vivid graphic printing that catches the eye
- Soft feel with no side seams for ultimate comfort
- Perfect for casual outings, gym sessions, or as a funny gift idea
- Durable construction for lasting wear and easy care
- Ethically sourced cotton for a sustainable choice
Elevate your wardrobe with the Registered Sex Defender and embrace your bold side today!
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