Home » Shop » The Kid’s Not Mine Shirt – Bold Statement Tee in Black or White

The Kid’s Not Mine Shirt – Bold Statement Tee in Black or White

Make a bold statement with The Kid’s is Not Mine Shirt! This fun tee features eye-catching typography that blends humor with audacity, perfect for those who love to express themselves. Made from soft, breathable cotton, it offers all-day comfort and a versatile unisex fit. Plus, it’s an excellent conversation starter, guaranteed to turn heads wherever you go. Add a dash of playful chaos to your wardrobe with this unique shirt!

Original price was: $24.99.Current price is: $19.99.

Local seller
  • Arrives soon! Get it by if you order today
  • 90-day returns & exchanges accepted
  • Small business brand. Support small.
Styles:
Colors:
Sizes:
Price: $24.99 $19.99

UNISEX T-SHIRT SIZE GUIDE

SIZELENGTH (IN)WIDTH (IN)LENGTH (CM)WIDTH (CM)
S28.0018.0071.1245.72
M29.0020.0073.6650.80
L30.0022.0076.2055.88
XL31.0024.0078.7460.96
2XL32.0026.0081.2866.04
3XL33.0028.0083.8271.12
4XL34.0030.0086.3676.20
5XL35.0032.0088.9081.28

Excellent 5 out of 5 stars 4.8 Trustpilot
Product Details

Unisex Classic Shirt

  • Soft, lightweight 100% ringspun cotton for everyday comfort
  • Smooth surface that makes printed designs look sharp
  • Relaxed fit that stays breathable and holds its shape

Unisex Premium Shirt

  • Heavyweight, garment-dyed soft-wash cotton with a vintage feel
  • Thicker, premium fabric with a cozy, broken-in texture
  • Rich, deep color tones that age beautifully over time

Unisex Sweatshirt

  • Warm mid-weight cotton-poly fleece with a soft, brushed interior
  • Smooth outer surface for clean, vibrant prints
  • Cozy, everyday fit that’s perfect for layering

Unisex Hoodie

    • Soft, durable cotton-poly fleece for all-season comfort
    • Plush interior with a structured outer feel
    • Spacious pocket + adjustable hood for practical daily wear
Shipping and returns
FREE 2–5 Day Delivery for orders $49+

Get it between

Dates are estimates; final options and fees appear at checkout.

Standard Delivery
Ships within 24–48 hours. Most orders arrive within the window above (FREE on $49+).
Express Delivery
Faster 1–3 day transit to most U.S., Europe, Canada, and Australia addresses. Rates shown at checkout.
Overnight Delivery
Next-business-day delivery to eligible ZIP codes when ordered by the cutoff time.

Shipping

Packed with care and dispatched quickly—track your parcel door to door.

90-Day Returns

Not the right fit? Return most items within 90 days for a refund or exchange.
About NanoTees

We are a collective of small business owners who sell on Etsy and here on our own website. By running our own store alongside Etsy, we avoid some of the extra marketplace fees and can offer lower prices — usually $5–$8 less per product — while keeping the same high quality.

The Kid’s is Not Mine Shirt is here to make a statement. This bold tee combines humor and audacity, perfect for anyone who loves to express themselves without holding back. With its eye-catching phrase, this shirt turns heads and ignites conversations wherever you go.

Why This Kid’s Not Mine Shirt Is the Perfect Choice for Your Wardrobe

This shirt features a straightforward design that speaks volumes. Crafted from high-quality cotton, it showcases a classic serif font on a solid black or white background. This minimalist approach amplifies the powerful message, ensuring that there are no distractions from the shirt’s bold statement. When you wear the Kid’s is Not Mine Shirt, you’re not just wearing a piece of clothing—you’re making a declaration.

Moreover, its unisex fit provides a laid-back yet edgy vibe that can suit anyone. Whether you’re layering it under a flannel for a casual outing or wearing it solo for a more daring look, this shirt seamlessly fits into your style. It’s a versatile piece that adds a touch of chaos to any outfit.

Designed for Comfort and Everyday Wear

Made from 100% combed cotton, the Kid’s is Not Mine Shirt is as comfortable as it is striking. This soft fabric feels great against your skin, making it ideal for all-day wear. Whether you’re heading out for brunch with friends, attending a party, or just lounging at home, this shirt is your go-to choice for comfort and style.

This shirt is perfect for those who appreciate a bit of dark humor and aren’t afraid to flaunt it. It’s a fantastic option for anyone looking to add a unique item to their casual everyday wear collection. Get ready for compliments and questions from strangers who can’t help but smile at your boldness.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Soft, breathable cotton for maximum comfort during all-day wear.
  • Bold typography that delivers a strong message without any graphics.
  • Unisex fit that allows for effortless styling, no matter the occasion.
  • Perfect for casual outings, parties, or making a statement on social media.
  • Durable enough to withstand the tests of time and adventures.
  • A hilarious gift idea for friends who appreciate unfiltered humor.

Customer Reviews

There are no reviews yet.

Only logged in customers who have purchased this product may leave a review.