These Curbs Aren’t Gonna Hit Themselves | Funny Bumper Sticker
Get ready to add some humor to your ride with the “These Curbs Aren’t Gonna Hit Themselves” bumper sticker and magnet combo! Measuring 8.7″ x 2.7″, this waterproof and durable sticker is made from thick vinyl with vibrant, fade-proof ink. Plus, its easy peel backing makes application a breeze. Whether you’re brightening your own day or gifting a friend, this funny meme sticker is sure to get a laugh wherever you go!
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- Durable waterproof vinyl designed to handle both indoor and outdoor conditions
- UV-resistant print that stays vibrant and won’t fade in sunlight
- Strong adhesive backing that sticks securely to laptops, bottles, cars, windows, and more
- Weatherproof coating protects against rain, scratches, and daily wear
- Easy peel-and-stick application with smooth edges for a clean finish
- Tear-resistant material to maintain shape and quality over time
- Matte or glossy finish depending on design and batch
- Residue-free removal (won’t damage surfaces when peeled off properly)
- High-resolution print quality for crisp, detailed designs
- Great for personalization — perfect for bottles, skateboards, cars, laptops & more
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Introducing the These Curbs Aren’t Gonna hit themselves | Bumper Sticker AND Bumper Magnet | Funny Meme Sticker | 8.7” X 2.7” | Waterproof! This playful and cheeky sticker is the perfect way to express your sense of humor while adding a touch of personality to your vehicle, laptop, or any smooth surface.
Why This Bumper Sticker and Magnet Is the Perfect Choice for Your Daily Routine
This bumper sticker and magnet set features a bold and hilarious design that’s sure to catch attention. Made from high-quality thick vinyl, it’s not just about looks; it’s crafted for ultimate durability. The vibrant colors are printed with fade-proof ink, ensuring they remain bright and eye-catching for over three years, even under the sun. Plus, the matte finish gives it a stylish and elegant touch, making it a fun statement piece for any setting.
Whether you’re looking to add a bit of humor to your car or simply want to brighten someone’s day, this sticker and magnet combo does the trick. Its waterproof and water-resistant features guarantee that it will withstand the elements, so you can confidently display it anywhere. With easy peel backing, application is a breeze, and you can reposition it without hassle if you change your mind!
A Style That Fits Every Moment
This fun and whimsical bumper sticker and magnet are perfect for anyone who loves to share a laugh. Ideal for road trips, daily commutes, or even as a conversation starter at gatherings, it fits seamlessly into various aspects of life. Friends, family, or even that not-so-great driver you know will appreciate the humor and clever design.
Imagine the smiles it will bring! Whether you’re giving it as a quirky gift or treating yourself, it’s a delightful way to brighten up someone’s day. It’s not just a sticker; it’s a fun expression of your personality that resonates with all who see it.
Why You’ll Love It
- Durable thick vinyl material for long-lasting quality.
- Vibrant, fade-proof ink ensures bright colors for years.
- Waterproof sticky adhesive keeps it securely in place.
- Perfect for both indoor and outdoor use, giving you versatile options.
- Easy peel backing for quick and smooth application.
- A hilarious gift idea for that driver with a sense of humor!
Don’t miss out on this opportunity to showcase your personality with the These Curbs Aren’t Gonna hit themselves bumper sticker and magnet. It’s more than just a decoration; it’s a statement that brings joy and laughter wherever you go!
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Anonymous –
Hilarious gift to share with that not so good driver we all know and love.
Anonymous –
Great item thank you again
Anonymous –
Good quality. Matches description and shipped quickly.
Anonymous –
So cute and hilarious! Definitely makes a great present.