When I’m Not Eating Ass I’m Eating At Chili’s Tee – Funny Graphic Shirt
Get ready to turn heads with the When I’m Not Eating Ass I’m Eating At Chili’s Shirt! This bold and humorous tee features a cheeky slogan paired with the iconic Chili’s logo, making it a perfect conversation starter. Plus, its soft cotton-polyester blend ensures comfort for any occasion. Whether you’re hanging out with friends or just enjoying a casual day, this shirt is sure to bring smiles and laughter wherever you go!
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UNISEX T-SHIRT SIZE GUIDE
| SIZE | LENGTH (IN) | WIDTH (IN) | LENGTH (CM) | WIDTH (CM) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28.00 | 18.00 | 71.12 | 45.72 |
| M | 29.00 | 20.00 | 73.66 | 50.80 |
| L | 30.00 | 22.00 | 76.20 | 55.88 |
| XL | 31.00 | 24.00 | 78.74 | 60.96 |
| 2XL | 32.00 | 26.00 | 81.28 | 66.04 |
| 3XL | 33.00 | 28.00 | 83.82 | 71.12 |
| 4XL | 34.00 | 30.00 | 86.36 | 76.20 |
| 5XL | 35.00 | 32.00 | 88.90 | 81.28 |
Unisex Classic Shirt
- Soft, lightweight 100% ringspun cotton for everyday comfort
- Smooth surface that makes printed designs look sharp
- Relaxed fit that stays breathable and holds its shape
Unisex Premium Shirt
- Heavyweight, garment-dyed soft-wash cotton with a vintage feel
- Thicker, premium fabric with a cozy, broken-in texture
- Rich, deep color tones that age beautifully over time
Unisex Sweatshirt
- Warm mid-weight cotton-poly fleece with a soft, brushed interior
- Smooth outer surface for clean, vibrant prints
- Cozy, everyday fit that’s perfect for layering
Unisex Hoodie
- Soft, durable cotton-poly fleece for all-season comfort
- Plush interior with a structured outer feel
- Spacious pocket + adjustable hood for practical daily wear
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Introducing the When I’m Not Eating Ass I’m Eating At Chili’s Shirt, the perfect blend of humor and style for your wardrobe. This bold tee transforms a playful slogan into a statement piece that will definitely spark conversations. Whether you’re a Chili’s enthusiast or simply love a good laugh, this shirt is designed to make you stand out.
Why This When I’m Not Eating Ass I’m Eating At Chili’s Shirt Is the Perfect Choice for Your Wardrobe
This shirt features a cheeky tagline that combines popular slang with a nod to a beloved dining destination. The phrase “When I’m Not Eating Ass I’m Eating At” is emblazoned in large, eye-catching letters, paired with the iconic Chili’s logo. It’s a fun twist that offers a fresh take on casual dining culture and meme humor, ensuring you’ll be the life of the party wherever you go.
Crafted from a premium blend of cotton and polyester, this shirt promises comfort without sacrificing style. The lightweight fabric feels soft against your skin, making it an ideal choice for any occasion. Whether you’re enjoying a casual day out with friends or just lounging at home, this playful tee keeps you looking effortlessly cool and relaxed.
A Style That Fits Every Moment
The When I’m Not Eating Ass I’m Eating At Chili’s Shirt is perfect for laid-back outings, casual hangouts, or even as a quirky gift. Its versatile design allows you to easily dress it up with a jacket for a night out or keep it casual with jeans for a fun day at the mall. Anyone with a sense of humor will appreciate this unique piece in their collection.
Moreover, this shirt is an excellent choice for those who embrace light-hearted, funny clothing. It’s not just a shirt; it’s a conversation starter that guarantees smiles and laughter. Whether you’re gifting it for a birthday, holiday, or just to make someone’s day, this shirt is sure to be a hit!
Why You’ll Love It
- Fit & fabric: Made from a comfortable cotton-polyester blend, ensuring a relaxed fit.
- Graphic/print details: Features a bold and humorous slogan alongside the iconic Chili’s logo.
- Comfort & feel: Soft and breathable material that feels great against the skin.
- Occasion ideas: Perfect for casual hangouts, parties, or as a playful everyday wear.
- Durability: High-quality construction that withstands regular wear and washing.
- Gift potential: An ideal funny gift idea for friends who love humor and casual dining.
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